Fun Zone

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:51 pm Post Subject:

A wealthy man become critically ill and admitted to a private hospital.

“I can think of only one thing to save you but I am anxious too,” his doctor said.

“Well what's that Doc? Tell me” man asked eagerly.

Doctor replied “A brain transplant. It's experimental and very expensive.”

“Money is no object,” the man said. “Can you get a brain?”

“There are three available. The first was from a college professor, but it'll cost you $10,000.”

“Don't worry, I can pay. What about the second one?”

“It was from a rocket scientist. It'll cost you $100,000.”

“I have the money. And I'd be a lot smarter too. But what about the third brain?”

“The third was from a managed care reviewer. It will set you back half a million dollars.”

“Why so much for the managed care reviewer's brain?” the patient asked.

His doctor replied, “Never been used.” :shock:

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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 01:24 pm Post Subject: Insurance joke

I found this Insurance joke today, thought about sharing with you guys. ;)

After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related.

"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent.

In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg."

The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand?"

"Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate.

"That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the agent.

The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!"

"What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent.

"It were the first day with me hook!"

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 06:03 am Post Subject: Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Let me share with you one poem about marriage I think you all will enjoy

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 05:38 am Post Subject: Funny Joke

one time at a military camp

soldier 1 says : Sir! i heard a news from the coronel, he says there's a gay among us!
Soldier 2 says: yeah! i heard that too! i wonder who that was
Soldier 1 Says: i know who he is Sir!
Soldier 2 says: Really? tell me! quick!
Soldier 1 Says: Kiss me on the lips first before i tell you

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 04:34 pm Post Subject:

yea, i like that. have a break to fun zone ,i like relaxation and amusement.

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 09:45 am Post Subject:

A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:

“Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”

“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”

“Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”

LOL :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 09:48 am Post Subject:

The Reason of Being Late :
　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 06:22 pm Post Subject:

Just ran across this thread- pretty funny!!

I got this in an e-mail the other day-hope you enjoy!

Due to a power outage only one paramedic responded to a call about a woman giving birth. He asked little Heidi to hold the flashlight for him, and had her mother push. Finally he grabbed little Conner and spanked him on the butt.

He asked little Heidi, who was 3 at the time, what she thought of the experience and she said "he shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place-smack his butt again"!!! KAren

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 09:14 am Post Subject:

Karen THAT was funny!

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 04:12 pm Post Subject:

Thanks-here's another one

Morris went to see his Dr. for his checkup, Morris was 84 years old.

The next week the Dr.saw Morris with a beautiful, young woman on his arm. A few days later he spoke with Morris and said, "you are really doing great Morris".

Morris said that he was just following his orders "Get a Hot mamma and be cheerful" The Dr. said," I didn't say that- I said you have a heart murmer, be carefull"!! Karen