by DV360 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:00 pm
I think this is the best place to have a thread floating around consist of all jokes, stories and humor you can have on insurance companies... make you jokes or paste your real story... Your humor is bringing smiles on thousands of members of this forum...
Contribute your humor :)
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss
"Imagine an insurance company as a car, the president is driving, marketing has its foot on the gas, underwriting has its foot on the brakes, and the actuary is looking out the rear view mirror screaming directions."
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Contribute your humor :)
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss
"Imagine an insurance company as a car, the president is driving, marketing has its foot on the gas, underwriting has its foot on the brakes, and the actuary is looking out the rear view mirror screaming directions."
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:01 pm Post Subject:
Ok Guys... I am taking the initiative! Help me please with your wacky humor!
Law Suit
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
"I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" stated the counsel for the insurance company.
"Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head.
"You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?"
"Yeah, but --" stammered the farmer.
"A simple yes or no will suffice," counsel
interrupted quickly.
"Yes," Replied the farmer.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions.
"Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said.
"Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the
accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead.
"Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling.
"Now, what the heck would you have said to
him?"
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss
"Imagine an insurance company as a car, the president is driving, marketing has its foot on the gas, underwriting has its foot on the brakes, and the actuary is looking out the rear view mirror screaming directions."
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